Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Aubrey "the creature' Norton


Aubrey Norton is a rare and endangered creature. He was discovered in the PNC jungles and domesticated at Sophia. He was so intellectually timid that the late president Hoyte made him his pet “creature”.

Since the PNC fall from power, the creature has suffered severed mental distress, which Dr. John Austin believes has caused him to have multiple personality disorder.

Some days Aubrey [the creature] Norton believes that he is a lecturer at UG, at other times a parliamentarian, a politician but the simple fact is that he is a PNC thug. I hope that John Austin can really treat him quickly so as to bring the creature back to reality.


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